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Why Should I Be Bothered to Signal When I Can Get Into a Nice Major Accident – and Hey, Maybe I Can Even Kill Someone?

It’s kind of amazing to me that anyone would drive their car, and choose not to signal whatever it is they’re about to do in their two ton plus vehicle. Why anyone would not avail themselves of any, and all, protective edge they can get against some idiot smashing into their kidneys is waaaaay beyond … Continue reading

Whatever Happened to “I’m a Clerk?” or; Now, Here’s Our Next Contestant – Tell Us Sir, What Do You Do for a Living?

I hailed a cab at 72nd and Broadway and asked the Mobile Relocation Specialist to take me to Bloomingdale’s. The weather had turned threatening and I didn’t feel like walking even a short distance and possibly getting soaked.   Upon entering Bloomie’s I skillfully dodged the Scent Atomizer Professionals and headed for the elevator. The … Continue reading

OMG!!…I just SIS, and my shoe is really yucky, :-) WTF! WAB! LOL!

Woke up, stretched, JOOB, and headed for the BR, to BMT, WMF, CMH, and padded into the kitchen to MSC, and some BAE and T. Yummy! Went back to the BR and had a HBM…oooh so good, almost BTS,  :D…almost. I left the house, got in the car, and headed downtown TW. At the office, … Continue reading

VIRTUALLY AMAZING, COLOSSAL, INCREDIBLE, UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC NEWS!!

For all us folks out here, there, and everywhere – who find it utterly, incredibly, and impossibly impossible to be silently alone with ourselves for even just one minute – and we all know how extremely difficult and taxing such a thing can be – the new AT&T I-Phone will now allow us to talk … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Trump, looking tan but slightly sour, due to his perpetual facial expression, which runs the entire gamut from looking like he is having a very difficult bowel movement, to sucking on a lemon, announced that work on the project would begin “almost immediately…probably maybe even sooner.” When asked why he was doing this he said; … Continue reading

Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)

Here’s a link to my award-winning MusicFilm featuring cameos by John Goodman, Treat Williams, Peter Riegert, Stephen Collins, Marcia Strassman, J.C. Quinn, David Boyd, J.K., and Sharon Ernster. Just click on the headline “Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)” above, and it’ll take u to the video. enjoy…