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The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh – Part 2 or: Some Things Just Ain’t Funny

Rush Limbaugh: The idealization of horseshit His mouth: the perfect dispensary for shit His breath: as fetid and foul as his lies His soul: empty save for the maggots and flies   His core: as craven as that of a traitor His mind: to purpose as manipulator His hands: as bloody as any extant His … Continue reading

The Ballad of Dick Cheney – War Criminal

Dick Cheney sleeps in peace each night A classic case for Freud No nightmares of the innocent Young lives that he’s destroyed Does he ever think on had they lived what they’d become Our soldiers, gone where he’d not go Iraqi children dead or numb   When going ‘bout his day has he One solemn … Continue reading

Newt – Part 3 or: The Ballad of Nit Goongrich – Compassionate Truthteller

Let’s put school kids in janitor’s shoes And start ‘em out young cleaning loos We must now make haste For the future they’ll face (I’m just looking at all avenues)   How can anyone say I am hateful? It’s a well-paying job just be grateful Hey – now pizza’s a veg You can have a … Continue reading

The Ballad of Bill O’Reilly (who has found a way to defend the pepper spraying of the sitting protestors at UC Davis )

Bill O’Reilly, the alleged “reporter  (would hook for a buck and a quarter) He’s Ruppert’s pet douche-bag A regular louche drag A sleazeball of the highest order He’s as real as a Viagra hard-on A face that someone laid a fart on But apart from all that The fun starts when this gnat Tries to … Continue reading

Why I Am so Filled With Vitriol for the Right-Wing and for Republicans in General

The other evening I saw a wonderful documentary on Hugh Romney aka Wavy Gravy, and it got me to questioning as to why I harbor such an animosity against the Right-Wing of this country, and, since they are usually all Republicans, why I harbor such a deep dislike in general of the Republican Party. Firstly, … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rick Perry (With apologies to Cain, Bachmann, Ryan, Santorum, Cantor, et al

Hey Ricky – does it trouble you You’re twice as dumb as W? Your “brain” can barely grasp Game Boy by Sega But brains is not your “thing” because Half your head is filled with gauze You’ve got the IQ of a rutabaga We love the things that make you fun Like jogging with a … Continue reading