Bill O’Reilly, the alleged “reporter
(would hook for a buck and a quarter)
He’s Ruppert’s pet douche-bag
A regular louche drag
A sleazeball of the highest order
He’s as real as a Viagra hard-on
A face that someone laid a fart on
But apart from all that
The fun starts when this gnat
Tries to fool us by getting his “smart” on
‘cause…
This mental pipsqueak’ll
Coat bullshit with treacle
Versed in matters fecal
When called out his pique’ll
Propel him to shriek he’ll
Just rage at critique he’ll
Protect his “mystique” Bill
You’re just a big freak shill
Not pretty it
Your followers weak willed
They cheer when you speak swill
Tho’ of shit you reek still
They find you unique Bill
Yes you are the peak ill
You’ve dipped your beak in ‘til
You’ve crap on your cheek fill-
Ing all of you, you vill-
Age idiot
You’re a smarmy old perv and a doofus
Who had young girl phone sex ‘bout loofahs?
You’re a blowhard a phony
When you yap someone must bullshit-proof us
It’s a real fuckin’ crime that the airwaves hold slime
Like you, and Rush Limbaugh and Beck
To hear you is to cringe
You’re the lunatic fringe
Three self-righteous pieces of dreck.
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Barking In The Dark 
Holy shit that was funny. Lemme know if you’d like me to write a piece of music to accompany that… although am pretty sure you’ve already accomplished that.
Great post.
Especially on this Thanksgiving Day of driveling family stories appearing on virtually every blog
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Posted by Rachael Black | November 25, 2011, 3:40 amThanx sweetheart…but no music neccessary here altho’ i greatly appreciate the kind offer. will check yoyodyne out asap continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 26, 2011, 2:16 amHappy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Tony! I’m grateful for making your acquaintance 🙂
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Posted by Janece | November 24, 2011, 1:15 pmthank you Janece, happy thanksgiving to you and your family as well.m i too am glad we have (virtually) met. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 24, 2011, 9:55 pmDid Bill make an argument for the Pepper spray? I enjoyed your Ballad of Bill. I am more middle ground than you…I think…it depends on the issue. But, Bill has disgusted me in regards to his shit red-herring spins. All I can say is this adolosent movement is simply the tip of the iceberg. I could be way off…have been before…but I think we are in for a bloody future…and Bill won’t have that cocky smirk on his face if he is around to see it.
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Posted by Tincup | November 24, 2011, 12:46 amT., yup, he tried. he’s another paid shill passing as a “journalist” what a joke. as to the blood…i guess i hope not. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2011, 2:14 amYou are the master, my dear. I’m still hoping for same kind of compilation . . . book, video series, something. This stuff is too good not to have a massive readership. Write on.
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Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 23, 2011, 10:17 pmthank you kindly Dee, who knows…i shall write on (if that was a pun, i LOVE it) in any case. always appreciate your support and comments. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2011, 10:23 pmI worked with a woman who loved Bill-o.
She was not the most intelligent person I’ve ever met.
I love the way you wove his shit throughout this piece.
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Posted by lisahgolden | November 23, 2011, 3:59 pmPlenty to weave Lisa h. as to her…always horses for courses. thanks for the comment . as ever- very appreciated. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2011, 10:26 pmSad to think Billl could get a buck and a quarter…
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Posted by El Guapo | November 23, 2011, 3:49 pmMaybe…i mighta’ given him more credit than he’s worth. thanks EG. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2011, 10:27 pmI hope the “smarmy old perv” is shaking in a corner somewhere trying to figure out where the chill is coming from. I can dream, can’t I?
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | November 23, 2011, 7:45 amDream on Re…nothing bothers these ghouls – but i’m having fun. thanks as usual. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 23, 2011, 8:12 amLOL… let me guess… You don’t care for ol’ Bill here. 🙂 S’all good… neither do I. And it frightens me to think he reproduced….
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Posted by She speaks.... | November 23, 2011, 2:40 amhe has? oh dog!…thanx for the comment She. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 23, 2011, 4:05 am