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The Ballad of Bill O’Reilly (who has found a way to defend the pepper spraying of the sitting protestors at UC Davis )

Bill O'reilly Goes Crazy on The Set of Inside ...

Bill O’Reilly, the alleged “reporter

 (would hook for a buck and a quarter)

He’s Ruppert’s pet douche-bag

A regular louche drag

A sleazeball of the highest order

He’s as real as a Viagra hard-on

A face that someone laid a fart on

But apart from all that

The fun starts when this gnat

Tries to fool us by getting his “smart” on


This mental pipsqueak’ll

Coat bullshit with treacle

Versed in matters fecal

When called out his pique’ll

Propel him to shriek he’ll

Just rage at critique he’ll

Protect his “mystique” Bill

You’re just a big freak shill

Not pretty it

Your followers weak willed

They cheer when you speak swill

Tho’ of shit you reek still

They find you unique Bill

Yes you are the peak ill

You’ve dipped your beak in ‘til

You’ve crap on your cheek fill-

Ing all of you, you vill-

Age idiot

You’re a smarmy old perv and a doofus

Who had young girl phone sex ‘bout loofahs?

You’re a blowhard a phony

Your show’s dog and pony

When you yap someone must bullshit-proof us

It’s a real fuckin’ crime that the airwaves hold slime

Like you, and Rush Limbaugh and Beck

To hear you is to cringe

You’re the lunatic fringe

Three self-righteous pieces of dreck.


Tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Tony powers and Barking in the Dark with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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16 thoughts on “The Ballad of Bill O’Reilly (who has found a way to defend the pepper spraying of the sitting protestors at UC Davis )

  1. Holy shit that was funny. Lemme know if you’d like me to write a piece of music to accompany that… although am pretty sure you’ve already accomplished that.

    Great post.
    Especially on this Thanksgiving Day of driveling family stories appearing on virtually every blog


    Posted by Rachael Black | November 25, 2011, 3:40 am
  2. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Tony! I’m grateful for making your acquaintance 🙂


    Posted by Janece | November 24, 2011, 1:15 pm
  3. Did Bill make an argument for the Pepper spray? I enjoyed your Ballad of Bill. I am more middle ground than you…I think…it depends on the issue. But, Bill has disgusted me in regards to his shit red-herring spins. All I can say is this adolosent movement is simply the tip of the iceberg. I could be way off…have been before…but I think we are in for a bloody future…and Bill won’t have that cocky smirk on his face if he is around to see it.


    Posted by Tincup | November 24, 2011, 12:46 am
  4. You are the master, my dear. I’m still hoping for same kind of compilation . . . book, video series, something. This stuff is too good not to have a massive readership. Write on.


    Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 23, 2011, 10:17 pm
  5. I worked with a woman who loved Bill-o.

    She was not the most intelligent person I’ve ever met.

    I love the way you wove his shit throughout this piece.


    Posted by lisahgolden | November 23, 2011, 3:59 pm
  6. Sad to think Billl could get a buck and a quarter…


    Posted by El Guapo | November 23, 2011, 3:49 pm
  7. I hope the “smarmy old perv” is shaking in a corner somewhere trying to figure out where the chill is coming from. I can dream, can’t I?


    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | November 23, 2011, 7:45 am
  8. LOL… let me guess… You don’t care for ol’ Bill here. 🙂 S’all good… neither do I. And it frightens me to think he reproduced….


    Posted by She speaks.... | November 23, 2011, 2:40 am

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