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The Ballad of Grover Norquist or: Excuse me, but when did we elect this guy?

Grover Norquist

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Every Republican kiss-ass

Has pledged their allegiance to this ass

Their mantra, their cure;

Let’s just tax the poor

Who cares about them, they’re a piss class

His tax policy’s etched in acid

A tax on the rich? We won’t pass it

Let all the rest squirm

On this he is firm

Tho’ the rest of him’s probably flaccid




Go Grover –

Kill government’s your pet scheme

Oh Grover –

Each neo-con’s sweet wet dream

The New Deal

Is Grover’s own worst nightmare

Fuh-for real -Just let the poor get shite care


What gives Ole Grove the “hots”

Is fucking the have-nots

“Ooh yesSS, YES, YESSSS…





Oh Grover, we get you’re not “human”

Your egg was just empty albumen

Your business is bleeding

The people most needing

We’re glad for you business is boomin’

But we all should feel sorry for Norquist

In school he was top of the dork list

He never got over

That his nick-name was “Rover”

Now he’s the bitch who the Koch bro’s have whore-kissed


© tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011]. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to tony powers and Barking in the Dark with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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9 thoughts on “The Ballad of Grover Norquist or: Excuse me, but when did we elect this guy?

  1. I don’t know how you do it, but I like it! The caption on the picture should be . . . Would REALLY trust this man?


    Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 27, 2011, 8:59 am
  2. You’ve got some spanking rhymes here, Tony. This was sharp on both sides.


    Posted by girl in the hat | November 26, 2011, 2:37 pm
  3. You’re still on a roll, Tony. This collection’s getting better and better. Props to you.


    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | November 26, 2011, 1:28 am
  4. Although your poem is clever and eloquent and deserves kudos, the title says it all. Thanks again!


    Posted by Carole Monferdini | November 25, 2011, 2:51 pm


  1. Pingback: Grover Norquist Lies to the American People While Suffering from the Delusion He Represents Us | GoodOleWoody's Blog - November 28, 2011

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