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The Ballad of What the Right-Wing Neocon Plutocrats Want – Really.

Best believe the far right majority Ain’t concerned with women, gays, or minorities Shit is all subterfuge All they want is a stooge To help loot us – their A1 priority   And part of the plan of these stoats Is to keep us at each other’s throats While weaseling more Of what they’re living … Continue reading

The Ballad of the In-Denial Republicans or: How Can You Stay at a Party You Haven’t Even Been Invited To In The First Place?

Let’s hear it for our gay and black Republican friends And Republican women – who all must do logical bends To rationalize why they’re part of – alas – A party who treats them like they’re second-class Give it up for these Republican step-children Blacks, women, and gays – it’s bewilderin’ That they’re part of … Continue reading

The Ballad of Republican Fuck-ups or: How to Lay Down a Good Smokescreen

Let’s start this thing With the tone-deaf right wing Holding their “hearing” on women An all male panel Of men who all channel A time when all life was still swimmin’   Then the cartoon – named Foster Freiss Says an “aspirin between the knees” Worked as birth control before – lot’s of luck He’s … Continue reading

The Ballad of Grover Norquist: Seditious Traitor, Asshole, Neocon Scumbag

‘O bring us another  Hail fellow well met Somebody who’s jovial and chummy A moron without A thought in his head ‘O Lord won’t you bring us a dummy -From the prayer of Grover   This virus call Norquist Who’s begging for your fist To punch the smirk off of his mug This traitor who … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rick Santorum or: What’s the Matter Girl – You Don’t Want Your Father’s Baby?

Now this freak Santorum Let’s look at who’s for ‘im A bunch of white guys who think women Should shut up, stay preggers (After all they’re just eggers) And a hole where their sperm can go swimmin’     © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material … Continue reading

The Ballad of Republican Priorities and Philosophy Or: As You Can See Below the Poem, as Sung by Groucho in Horsefeathers, “I’m Against It.”

Well – it surely ain’t the poor And it ain’t the working class And it sure ain’t women’s issues ‘Cause they’re just pieces of ass And it sure ain’t jobs for people And it isn’t Medicare And it ain’t re-building cities Or infra-structure anywhere And it isn’t getting money Out of our elections Nor is … Continue reading