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The Ballad of Grover Norquist: Seditious Traitor, Asshole, Neocon Scumbag

‘O bring us another 

English: at CPAC in .

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Hail fellow well met

Somebody who’s jovial and chummy

A moron without

A thought in his head

‘O Lord won’t you bring us a dummy

-From the prayer of Grover


This virus call Norquist

Who’s begging for your fist

To punch the smirk off of his mug

This traitor who says

Just give us a Prez

Rubber stamping what’s passed by us thugs


This vile piece of vermin

Whose traitorous sermon

To CPAC is close to sedition

This loathsome bottom feeder

Says “we don’t need a leader”

Just a suit to back all our positions


This cynical exhibit

Like a raised middle digit

Saying to our face “we think you suck you

Are nothing but mites

And we piss on your rights”

Hey Grover, bend over punk – fuck you!


I’d see you in chains

You’re a blight, big shit stains

On democracy plain pure and simple

You should be tried for treason

You’re something needs squeezin’

Or lanced – like another pus pimple


You’re a fucking creep Grover

I’d see you bent over

A barrel and assfucked to death

We’ll all be better off

When you take that last cough

And gasp out your last dying breath


And I know that you won’t be

Someone to RIP

You’ll suffer and linger – oh goody

If hell is for real

I know that your deal

Will be bitch to some brutha in a hoody


So fuck you you sick fuck

Get hit by a big truck

(You need to be gone from our planet)

Or take a boat ride with Al

And Vito and Sal

And you – with your legs cased in granite


And if ever I were

To be where you’re interred

I would stop – not to rant or to rave

But to unzip my fly

And pull out my guy

And piss on your bloodsucker’s grave


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31 thoughts on “The Ballad of Grover Norquist: Seditious Traitor, Asshole, Neocon Scumbag

  1. You certainly have a way with words. Well said.


    Posted by lorrelee1970 | February 29, 2012, 4:27 pm
  2. Forget about Grover Norquist. Instead, call out the 238 Representatives and 41 Senators who have signed his Taxpayer Protection Pledge. (atr.org) Signing this Pledge solemnly binds a lawmaker to oppose any and all tax increases, and no exceptions are permitted. In signing this Pledge, lawmakers appear to violate Rule 6 of the Code of Ethics for Government Service which states “Make no private promises of any kind binding upon the duties of office…” Call on these lawmakers to publicly renounce this Pledge. Read about the Code of Ethics for Government Service at Pages 20 and 436 of the House and Senate Ethics Manuals, respectively. ethics.house.gov and ethics.senate.gov


    Posted by Art Townsend | February 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
    • Art, as a party i call them out in every post…this one singled out Grover. and yes, i agree they have violated the code of ethics (excuse me while i laugh – what else is new with this bunch?) thanks for the wonderful angry comment – i appreciate it. continue..


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 21, 2012, 4:04 am
  3. This guy really gets my goat. He can’t economically or philosophically explain or defend his stance against taxes in any way shape or form, but yet he labors on and on and on, destroying America’s economy because of the government’s inability to create infrastructure, train for the future, or provide safety nets that will prevent greater cost at a later date.


    Posted by The Good Greatsby | February 17, 2012, 1:40 am
    • GG…nice to hear from you. all true, sadly. and he knows exactly what a cretin he is…arrogance unbridled. but his little ugly contribution will just add to the ever growing clamor to get these people off of our backs…and perhaps get the $ out of our elections…i hope. they keep peeling back their layers of ugly – every day another revelation. anyway, thank you for the read and the comment, i shall check out what you’ve been on about in your droll way asap. continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 17, 2012, 2:12 am
  4. I agree with an earlier comment by She Speaks – this party is just showing again and again how incompetent they are…..really, people are going to vote for any of them ?


    Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | February 16, 2012, 8:55 pm
  5. I can’t fathom the echo chamber these people live in.

    And the only thing about Norquist that I’m looking forward to (ok, there’s two things) is the expression on his face when his guy looses by a hideous majority. Like the kind of majoritythat is big enough to be called a mandate.

    The other thing I’m looking forward to is pissing on his grave. Because that just sounds like justice.


    Posted by El Guapo | February 16, 2012, 3:11 am
  6. Is this party seriously setting themselves up for failure? Who in their right mind would even want this bumbling bunch of extreme right wing buffoons in office?

    Once again, so well done, Tony. LOVE IT!


    Posted by She speaks.... | February 16, 2012, 1:24 am
    • the thing is Michelle, they are this arrogant and this dismissive of us peasants that they just don’t care…and they don’t care who knows they don’t care because they believe they can rig the game anyway…the corp money, the restrictive voting laws, the gerrymandered districts, the rigged machines etc. plus they do not possess the “shame” gene…and, most importantly, this is EXACTLY who they are. frightening eh? we must somehow not only re-elect Obama, but also elect a Dem congress, AND somehow, get an amendment to get $ out of our elections…it’s a daunting task. but we too are who WE are, and we will continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 16, 2012, 1:37 am
      • Yes, we will. Never give up the fight until someone has to pry my mouse and keyboard from my cold, dead hands.


        Posted by She speaks.... | February 16, 2012, 1:48 am
      • Hi Michael. I’m looking fowrrad to holding the discussion. Sorry to tell you, but I’m attending as an independent blogger so you won’t get to hear any prepackaged marketing of any sort this time. I definitely hope to get a good conversation going, though. Please be sure to stop by.


        Posted by Viky | July 17, 2013, 6:39 am
    • p.s. the Republicans even “gamed” their own primary in Iowa – the many districts that went for Ron Paul were given to Mitt so…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 16, 2012, 2:20 am
    • i so know.


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 16, 2012, 2:21 am
  7. I believe he is begging for our fist somewhere other than than in his face. Thinking lower.
    Watch your feet on the men’s room gents.

    Another winner Tony, and may the universe bless you for your ballads and insight to rile the lethargic masses from their ignorance and acceptance of the status quo, forgetfulness and insanity that is the true agenda of the neo-CONS attempting to subvert our political -and style of life- rights in this country.

    This cretin makes me ill, and why more people have not taken him and his twisted statements and actions to task is beyond me.

    Bravo my friend.


    Posted by Rachael Black | February 15, 2012, 11:56 pm
    • Rachael, you read my mind as to where i originally had put that fist… but changed it when i got to “bitch of the brutha in a hoody” – figured that covered that in a more subtle way (that’s me being subtle)…yeah can’t understand why “news” hasn’t made a HUGE stink about this arrogance. thank you for, as usual, the terrific comment. trust you are ok. continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 16, 2012, 12:23 am
  8. Hit a nerve, did he?

    I watched his speech and I was slack-jawed in shock at his hubris, his disdain for the U.S. and all it stands for, for his complete arrogance in his unwavering position – No Taxes. I was so angry by the end that I said something about him that I’ve never said about anyone and I can’t even repeat here.

    And then Sarah Palin took the stage. It was like a double dose of poison.

    I want to know how in the hell Grover Norquist, a man with apparent psychological issues, has become so powerful. The real question, of course, is for whom does he speak? Who funds him?

    Rock on with your ballads, Tony. You give voice to my anger.


    Posted by lisahgolden | February 15, 2012, 11:47 pm
    • thank you so much Lisa h…i think the Koch Bros, the Cato foundation, the Heritage foundation, all those scumbag people must fund this douchebag. and i know exactly the word you used to describe this jerk. yup -hubris, arrogance,…all on vivid display. so where’s the major network coverage of this gross insult? anyway, continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | February 16, 2012, 12:27 am
  9. Do me a favor if you are ever near that grave of his make sure you drink plenty of water first so you can make a contribution for me.


    Posted by V. Lyn | February 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
  10. Reblogged this on Don in Massachusetts and commented:
    A great read by a great writer…


    Posted by Don in Massachusetts | February 15, 2012, 11:03 pm
  11. The bastard should be tried for sedition and treason. You and I both know he’s a scumbag, and he has no place in politics, or anywhere else but a life of hell, which he so deservedly needs to be…

    Another great post, Tony…


    Posted by Don in Massachusetts | February 15, 2012, 11:02 pm

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