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Mitt Romney

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Romneycide

Watching Mitt Romney comMitt Romneycide is very entertaining – albeit disgustingly embarrassing. He is his own Jersey Shore. But enough of the comedic portion of this post. Anyway, assisting in Romneycide, is the Romney “brain” trust – or: Bush’s cold left-overs – the same cretins who advised W…and we all  know how intelligent – and  prudent – … Continue reading

God Holds Press Conference

In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover … Continue reading

The Ballad of Mitt Romney or: What You See is What You Get…Get It?

Mitt you’re cute   And to boot   You fill a suit   The rest is moot.         © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may … Continue reading

Another View from the Tea Party (# 5 in the series Emails From The Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School).   As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by  far  the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository in the known world…certainly  in New York City  anyway.”   Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall paste, and his perpetual expression, which runs the gamut from looking like he is having … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wanton purmisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows … Continue reading

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