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RE: THE SUPER BOWL: MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So wifey and me wuz watchin’ the Republican Debate ‘cause we really like Mr. Donald Trummp and Mr. Ted Cruze and Mr Marko Rubyo – anyone who can beat this B—h Hillery or this Commie Ernie Sandors and after it was over an’ we switched to watch Cops we heared that there’s a real big … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN PARTY: REGULATIONS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ REGULATIONS!

Eagerly looking forward to the big game this afternoon, I went to the fridge and got out the tuna salad that my good wife Jane had made yesterday afternoon. We had gone to the market together to shop for groceries yesterday morning, and I had remarked that “boy, I’m really in the mood to have … Continue reading

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading

BILL COSBY: DID HE REALLY GO TO TEMPLE?

Rabbi Chaim Schneerbaum of Philadelphia’s Orthodox synagogue Temple Ben-Affleck interviewed today said: “Oy…I’m plotzing that every time I see a story about Mr. Cosby on the television they always say he went to temple. Now, Mr. Cosby is quite a famous – or, should I say, rather infamous man – and, having seen him many … Continue reading

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN – TEXAS OPEN CARRY LAW GOES INTO EFFECT TODAY

Dateline USA 2016 We interrupt this blog to report that no students, repeat – no students – were shot in The United States of America today. This is a first since April, 2014. National Rifle Association representative R. C. “Chesty” Pullit said; “This is a very serious non-occurrence especially in light of the fact that … Continue reading

IMMAGRINTS ARE WHY; MORE LETTERS FROM THE TEA PARTY

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiawuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its Prezidant George W. Bushes fawlt and not Prezidant … Continue reading