//
archives

writing

This category contains 277 posts

MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY OR: FOOLED BY THE GAY TV – AGAIN!

I was washin’ ironin’ an’ starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager – I dont know why – and I heared on the TV that … Continue reading

RESIDENTS OF “A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL” PROTEST SCALIA’S ADMITTANCE

New York Feb. 15 – The residents of Hells’ most exclusive gated community, Pond ’O Puke were up in arms today at the thought that Antonin Scalia would be shortly moving in. Ethel Satan, wife of the Lord of Hell, was seen frantically running around trying to calm the angry denizens of Pond ‘O Puke … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS UNITED STATES AS RUTH BADER GINSBURG FUCKS SCALIA TO DEATH

New York Feb. 14 – Early yesterday morning – as Antonin Scalia was fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose plan it was to stick an amyl nitrate popper under his nose causing him to have a massive coronary as she fucked him to death – and it worked – anyway, earlier – in a concerted pre-dawn … Continue reading

RE: THE SUPER BOWL: MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So wifey and me wuz watchin’ the Republican Debate ‘cause we really like Mr. Donald Trummp and Mr. Ted Cruze and Mr Marko Rubyo – anyone who can beat this B—h Hillery or this Commie Ernie Sandors and after it was over an’ we switched to watch Cops we heared that there’s a real big … Continue reading

BUSH FAMILY VALUES or: W. DOES A COMMERCIAL

Yes, by all means! Let us now all believe the words of the man considered to be hands down the worst President in our country’s history when his vapid face appears on our TV screen and stares blankly at us from a new political ad as he extols the virtues and qualifications of his baby … Continue reading

WHAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY STANDS FOR

Science has found, here let us be clear That the right-wing brain’s governed by paranoia and fear So whether you agree or not with what’s written below This finding is critical and important to know                       Anyone who says the parties are the same Hasn’t … Continue reading