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Another View from the Tea Party (# 5 in the series Emails From The Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School).   As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by  far  the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository in the known world…certainly  in New York City  anyway.”   Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall paste, and his perpetual expression, which runs the gamut from looking like he is having … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wanton purmisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows … Continue reading

Why I Am an Atheist

Nature is my staff                   The Universe my rod I find religion’s  notion Of what God is To be odd   The first Gods were creations By people who could see That there are things far greater Than them, or you, or me   These Gods – they represented The “spirits” all around The thunder, lightning, … Continue reading

The Magnificent Beautiful Bee vs. Man i.e. The Magnificently Selfish, Stupid, Shortsighted, Greedy Species.

The beautiful bee is growing extinct And as it goes so goes our food The bee and our food’s inextricably linked One day there’ll be naught to be chewed   The crops are no longer rotated in clover The flowers bees feed on are now poison-filled As bees sip the pesticides their lives are over … Continue reading

The Ballad of Willard “Mitt” Romney or: Willard is a Perfect Name for Someone Who Enjoys the Company of *Rodents.

Mitt you’re a real fucking git You’re a scumbag, and a douche bag large writ You’re a self-serving spoiled piece of shit As fake as a silicon tit With one half  the wit of half-wit With a laugh that’s a real counterfeit A flip flopping smug hypocrite An empty valise of a nit So wholly, … Continue reading