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WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my

Orgy or group sex scene illustration by Édouar...

Orgy or group sex scene illustration by Édouard-Henri Avril. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

grandchildren are seeing! This wanton purmisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows what there doing with their apliances. There egg beaters and such. I know that the Sprint has those sell phones where you can make a video and all, but to advertise that you are the ORGY NETWORK???

I am gob-smacked! Oh wait…it’s even worse than I thought…now I see that their saying…4G. 4G?…4G?? Is this an orgy with 4 people in it? Is this 4G some new kind of hep, slang, black rap thing for a 4 person orgy? The blacks have gone to far here. They are making a comercial on TV where children watch about their phones designed specificaly for ORGIES WITH 4 PEOPLE??? And blacks are all doing them wrapping songs about it? And they can make a videograff of it to? This is why I’m voting for Matt Romny! JUST SOSE YOU ALL KNOW!

 

Author’s note: with respect to the great Gilda Radner.

 

 

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Discussion

32 thoughts on “WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

  1. Shucks, I’m late to the post and it’s all been said. 🙂

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    Posted by Single Malt Monkey | June 7, 2012, 7:09 am
  2. This is priceless. Who knew the 4G stood for 4 person gang bang? Gish darn I’m behind on the times. Will surely never subscribe to Sprint!
    The other congressmen and myself have only just updated to 3G…. Group Grope.

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    Posted by Rachael Black | June 7, 2012, 4:25 am
  3. Oh sheesh…. at first I couldn’t figure out how Sprint was tied into Orgy Network (or that there was even one) then finally caught on. Sometimes my brain is just a bit slow. Now 4G will never be the same….

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    Posted by Michelle at Motley News | June 2, 2012, 12:37 am
  4. I thought the same thing when I heard those commercials. What a disappointment to learn it just meant that I could spend more money on a phone. Totally unsatisfying.

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    Posted by lisahgolden | June 1, 2012, 1:54 am
  5. You need to check your hearing. It’s the corgi network:

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    Posted by kitchenmudge | May 31, 2012, 7:20 pm
  6. Sounds like a solid reason to me.

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    Posted by Lorre | May 30, 2012, 8:38 pm
  7. Radner is rad.
    I have to admit, the Édouard-Henri Avril grabbed my eyeballs and would not let go. Hey now! That’s how to grab my attention.

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    Posted by girl in the hat | May 30, 2012, 7:26 pm
  8. Those ORGY phones must have a hell of a vibrate feature for 4 users…
    Can’t go wrong with a Gild Radner “nevermind” bit.

    As always, a brilliant hilarious piece, and a pleasure to see you again, Tony.

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    Posted by El Guapo | May 30, 2012, 2:07 pm
  9. Look what I am missing out on using a 3G phone. Time to upgrade. Good post Tony. go on…

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    Posted by Don in Massachusetts | May 30, 2012, 1:03 pm
  10. Died at 42 of ovarian cancer? Truly tragic. Pap smears I hate, but thank goodness for the awareness Radna brought on. I had never heard of her, sorry.

    Loved your piece. I thought you were fair dinkum with the orgy channel, I really did. Must be 4G. Or maybe I’m way off bec I don’t know American news! Still loved your piece, though (meaning post).

    I agree – what is that woman doing in the upper left??

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    Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | May 30, 2012, 9:21 am
  11. gad, what will happen to these poor fools when they up the ante to 6G

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    Posted by Valentine Logar | May 30, 2012, 1:02 am
  12. Emily Litella. I miss her. I’m with Frugalista – don’t know whether to sign up or protest.

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    Posted by k8edid | May 30, 2012, 12:47 am
  13. Gilda Radner rocked. Like you, Sir. 🙂

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    Posted by SusanWritesPrecise | May 30, 2012, 12:31 am
  14. And what’s all this I keep hearing about people being against the Tea Parties? Maybe grown-ups don’t have so many Tea Parties anymore, but little girls do, with their little tea sets and their little teacups and the little lemon slices and little cookies … what’s wrong with that? Are we against little girls having fun? When I was a little girl, my brother even came to the Tea Parties because he liked the little butter cookies … so you can’t even call them sexist! Just give little boys tea sets and cookies, too, and then everything will be equal and there won’t be any reason … to… what? Oh … it’s a political party? A bunch of people who are proud to believe far-out, stupid, often cruel things that just don’t make sense? Oh … that’s very different … Never mind.

    I loved Gilda Radner, too.

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    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | May 29, 2012, 11:43 pm
  15. “Well, isn’t that special.”

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    Posted by PiedType | May 29, 2012, 10:59 pm
  16. Gotta look out for those 4G orgies. Or maybe sign up for them. I can’t decide which.

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    Posted by Frugalistablog | May 29, 2012, 8:03 pm
  17. What’s that chick fucking in the upper left? Must be an Obama idol!

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    Posted by Averil Dean | May 29, 2012, 5:56 pm

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