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“No Problem” or: Hey Mister – Is That Your House That’s on Fire?

Whenever I hear the words “no problem” I instinctively look up as I quickly sidestep, fully expecting to see a safe plummeting straight at my head from thirty stories above me. Either I quickly look up, or I quickly sprint away from where I’m standing because the ground is going to open up and swallow … Continue reading

What the Hell is Wrong with Our Laws Today? More Email from the Tea Party

I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American male, a G-d fearin’ Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that they was jes givin’ out measly $50 tickets for people who was prancin … Continue reading

The Ballad of: What is Obscenity? Or: It’s All Upside-Down

Clemens is on trial for “juice” Edwards for campaign abuse But Cheney and W Reduced Iraq to rubble who Lied just to do it – are loose   Bradley Manning told all of us facts The Pentagon’s political hacks Don’t want us to know So now he must go On trial for his heroic acts … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Republican Plan or: You say Potato, I say Patahto, You say Tomato, I say Tamahto…

  In Bohemian Grove in ‘09 the Republicans hatched their plan Let’s get rid of this nigger Obama – ANY damn way we can   Long before they ever saw What the man could do To move us forward, they all swore On their bibles to Destroy the man even tho’ It meant destroying us … Continue reading

The Ballad of the 196 Selfish Criminals

One-ninety-six Oligarchs Who think of us merely as marks Have contributed 80 per cent Of all of the PAC money spent To keep us down under their thumb To keep us in fear, deaf, and dumb, And lost in this cloud of dissension That keeps us from paying attention While this terrible one-ninety-six Moves us … Continue reading

Another View From The Tea Party – Educated Division

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty UniversityLaw School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is nothing … Continue reading