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Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters or: Mitt, Rick, Newt, Ron… Josef Goebbels Here, Guten Tag…

Hello, Mitt? Rick? Newt? Ron? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Josef  again, Josef Goebbels… (listens) Ja, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? As I always say; time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens) Babies, kinderle, forget the Herr shit … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

I’m sick of all your bullshit You goobers tryin’ to pull shit Screamin’ from your pulpit Goin’ into full fit Tryin’ to pull the wool shit Ya hear enough and you’ll shit From all you freaky people With your hands into a steeple Quotin’ bullshit from your prayer book As if you really care – … Continue reading

Republicans to “Create” Perfect Candidate, and – They’ve Got a Name for “It”

The GOP reached out to their partners today in an effort to find the perfect candidate to run against President Obama in this fall’s election. Pooling their PAC money to fund a joint effort between their partners Saudi Arabia, and Germany, the GOP have tasked the two leading eugenics laboratories in these countries to create … Continue reading

Mitt Romney: I’ll Have the Cheesey Gri- er or: The Art of the Flip- Flop. Or; if I Said That, This is What I Really Meant…For Now. Unless I Change My Mind. I Think. Maybe.

Republican Primary candidate Mitt Romney made an unscheduled campaign stop yesterday in New Blemish Alabama. The New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, the town’s paper of record reports that Mr. Romney stopped for breakfast, some “pressing the flesh,” and an impromptu “town hall” meeting at New Blemish’s favorite dining destination, Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n Runs … Continue reading

The Ballad of the 3 Stooges plus One or: Let’s Hear it For The GOP Candidates – These are Their Best and Brightest

Four Republican knobs Who don’t address jobs Hey – as wedge it has little importance Compared to glory hallelujah Sticking probes up your hoohah Religion, gay rights and abortions   Absent of plan Slick to a man (Okay – except for Ron Paul) They keep accusing Obama Of their imaginary drama Shit don’t even play … Continue reading

I think I’ll do the mashed potatoes (Does This Make Me a Pervert?)

Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now doing their food. This phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I hear someone say to a server … Continue reading