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Ann Coulter

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Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters or: Mitt, Rick, Newt, Ron… Josef Goebbels Here, Guten Tag…

Hello, Mitt? Rick? Newt? Ron? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Josef  again, Josef Goebbels… (listens) Ja, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? As I always say; time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens) Babies, kinderle, forget the Herr shit … Continue reading

The Ultra Conservative Republican Stars of CPAC Meet in Washington D.C. or: Mommy, I’m A-Scared of the Clowns

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican CPAC conference could … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Right-Wing Media – or: Dreck, Lies, and Videorape

Each Murdock and Clear Channel puppet Takes blood money to take it up it To serve up their pox For Mammon, for Fox They’d take Roger Ailes sack and they’d cup it   First there is Hannity and Hume And the Fox babes va va va voom The guys: mouthy half-wits The babes: blondes with … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading

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