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What the Hell is Wrong with Our Laws Today? More Email from the Tea Party

I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American male, a G-d fearin’ Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that they was jes givin’ out measly $50 tickets for people who was prancin … Continue reading

Exclusive! Rick Santorum’s Mistress Interviewed

Rick Santorum’s mistress of two years, in her first interview, and over her fourth martini, says, “I lose my lady wood when Ricky starss praying on th’rare ‘ccasions when he gess ready to climb onto me.” The former porn star takes a long slow drink and daintily puts her glass down in that over-careful way … Continue reading

# 6 In The Satirical Series Emails From The Tea Party (Angry Email Response To One of My Blogs)

I read your blog thing about Lookking For a Job. If I ever saw you you punk you would get a shotgun blast to the balls. That’s why we need people like Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman to get rid of socialist commie pinko smart guy cappochina drinkers like you who probably went to some … Continue reading