I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American meat eatin male an a G-d fearin Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that there was these people gaywalkin an they was … Continue reading
Preface: The Right-Wing’s line of crap Says we all must be well-strapped So fundamentalist fanatics All carryin’ automatics Loaded guns ‘n scripture What’s wrong with this picture? Fingers on the trigger Hatin’ on the nigger Who had the fucking nerve To beat out Mitt and serve Whose candidates espouse Out the corner of their mouths … Continue reading
According to the recently discovered NC – the Neanderthal Calendar – the “End Time” will occur tomorrow at 5:22 PM, which will seriously screw up rush hour. The NC year is divided into 4 months, 1. Hey look – my balls are thawing out, 2. Wow, it’s really nice out now, 3. Okay, what Happened … Continue reading