Republicans announced today that the new Speaker of the House would be one Richie Grundesmann of New Old West Eastville, Indiana. Mr. Grundesmann volunteered to take this position of leadership, which no one else seemed to want, and was swiftly approved by the Republican house members in an overwhelming voice vote. Although Mr. Grundemann is … Continue reading
In the wake of the latest tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon last thursday, House Republicans acted swiftly in proposing HR 264728 –B a bill that proposes to ban all belts on airplanes. Said Republican Congressman J.R. “Buddy” Mudd of Georgia interviewed on Fox News; “Our research has shown that belts is … Continue reading
Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading
Hey Don re: the shtick That plays well with each hick In the heartland of the U. S. of A Hope it keeps you on top Of the GOP crop ‘Til they finally drop you – too late Hope you fuck up their shit So badly that it Drives the voters to the feathers and … Continue reading
Law enforcement agencies all across America were on the lookout today for Middleclass. Described as dazed, confused, and sometimes armed and dangerous, Middleclass has disappeared as if swallowed up by a giant sinkhole. Interviewed this morning on the Rush Limbaugh Show, investment banker Halliwell C. Morgan III, a member of the one per cent said; … Continue reading
Barking in the Dark has just learned from a well place source inside the Obama inner circle what we can expect The President to say in the next debate. To paraphrase, it will go something like this: My fellow Americans, before I answer Ms. Crowley’s first question I’d like to clear something up. Most of … Continue reading