Down through the years the Republicans have Given us bum after bum Harding and Hoover and Reagan and Nixon and W Ad nauseum (And this is just to name some) While some were just bad and some more inept And some like Bush two a disgrace The wonder to me Is how the hell they … Continue reading
Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.” When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun I’m sick of all your … Continue reading
Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading
DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading
Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading
I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. They are both real good boys, polite and very well groomed, which they should be, because they … Continue reading