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Another View from the Tea Party (# 5 in the series Emails From The Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School).   As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading

What the Hell is Wrong with Our Laws Today? More Email from the Tea Party

I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American male, a G-d fearin’ Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that they was jes givin’ out measly $50 tickets for people who was prancin … Continue reading

The Ballad of “Social Issues” From the Conservative Point of View

“Social issues” – “Commie” code for basic human need Providing equal aid to all is “Socialism’s” seed There’s just no funds for schools right now we know you understand We need this money now for our invasion of Iran Our roads are not that bad at all – we’ve more important goals Just take it … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Ask Us to Give Up One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

And, (drumroll), The Co-Winners of This Year’s SCHMUCKFACE Award are… (Plus an email from the Tea Party below)

(continuing drumroll)  …U.S. Federal Judge Sharon Lovelace Blackburn (an amazingly appropriate name), and the perpetual state of ignorance – Alabama (ba-da-bomp). The prize committee of the Sociopathic, Criminally Hateful, Mainly Untouched by Common Kindness, For Anyone Clearly Exotic award, or: The Schmuckface, has decided, due to their stance against Hispanics residing in the state of … Continue reading