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Breaking News # 2. Darth Vader Saddened by Comparisons to Dick Cheney

A spokesperson for Darth Vader said today, “Mr. Vader is deeply saddened by any, and all, comparisons between him and Dick Cheney.” She went on to say, “Mr. Vader killed approximately 215 people, give or take another 20 or so, including some Jedis, and, yes – he killed Obi-wan Kenobi, Padme’, The Emperor, some Battle … Continue reading

# 6 In The Satirical Series Emails From The Tea Party (Angry Email Response To One of My Blogs)

I read your blog thing about Lookking For a Job. If I ever saw you you punk you would get a shotgun blast to the balls. That’s why we need people like Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman to get rid of socialist commie pinko smart guy cappochina drinkers like you who probably went to some … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wanton permisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows … Continue reading

Breaking News # 1. God Says She Does Not Know Rick Perry

By t. powers Reporting from an undisclosed location(s) God, through Her press office, today issued a statement from Her unknown vacation retreat somewhere in one of the Universes, stating: “I would like to make it abundantly clear that I have never met, or spoken with, either Rick Perry, or Michele Bachmann, nor do I wish … Continue reading

Instant Run-Off Voting is an Answer

In the August 10th Los Angeles Times Op-Ed “Don’t Look For An Indie Miracle” by Seth Masket and Hans Noel, the authors, two distinguished professors, Masket from The University of Denver, and Noel, from Georgetown University, argue that the Major  parties’ power dooms any outside runs at the presidency. They cite the French scholar Maurice … Continue reading