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Breaking News # 1. God Says She Does Not Know Rick Perry

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By t. powers

Reporting from an undisclosed location(s)

God, through Her press office, today issued a statement from Her unknown vacation retreat somewhere in one of the Universes, stating: “I would like to make it abundantly clear that I have never met, or spoken with, either Rick Perry, or Michele Bachmann, nor do I wish to. From what I have heard they do not approve of some of my best work, i.e., the gay community, who I think add so much colour to an otherwise drab creation.” God then went on to add; “It would be a great shame to further elevate bigots such as these to any office, let alone that of The Presidency of The United States of America.” She then went back to napping.

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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.

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