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Michele Bachmann

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NEWS FLASH: A FIRST LOOK AT TRUMP TV

  Barking in the Dark has been privileged to receive an advance copy of the new Trump TV Network program line-up. Here it is: 3:00 – Time for Tweeting with Donald J. Trump (The Day’s First Tweets. Live – from the Trump Tower Master Bathroom) N 3:15 – Important and Unbelievable Tweets – with Donald … Continue reading

ALABAMA TEA PARTY MEMBER SEES BABY JESUS IN HIS SWISS MELT

  Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits … Continue reading

VALUES VOTERS MEET IN WASHINGTON or: MOMMY, I’M A’SCARED OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading

The Ballad of Iowa – as it Concerns Michele (and Rick too)

Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic   Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas   Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading

Alabama Man Sees Baby Jesus in His Swiss Melt

Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n … Continue reading

# 6 In The Satirical Series Emails From The Tea Party (Angry Email Response To One of My Blogs)

I read your blog thing about Lookking For a Job. If I ever saw you you punk you would get a shotgun blast to the balls. That’s why we need people like Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman to get rid of socialist commie pinko smart guy cappochina drinkers like you who probably went to some … Continue reading