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Attorneys for God today filed a mega-billion dollar lawsuit against Donald Trump and various co- defendants. The suit alleges slander, libel, defamation of character, endangering one’s health – and well-being – and causing painful and prolonged agita. Besides Mr. Trump, the additional co-defendants named in the suit are; The Republican Party, The RNC, the Republicans … Continue reading
In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover … Continue reading
Nature is my staff The Universe my rod I find religion’s notion Of what God is To be odd The first Gods were creations By people who could see That there are things far greater Than them, or you, or me These Gods – they represented The “spirits” all around The thunder, lightning, … Continue reading
Rick Santorum’s mistress of two years, in her first interview, and over her fourth martini, says, “I lose my lady wood when Ricky starss praying on th’rare ‘ccasions when he gess ready to climb onto me.” The former porn star takes a long slow drink and daintily puts her glass down in that over-careful way … Continue reading
In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum once had some momentum His base thought that God must’ve sent ‘im Tho’ no birth control Means more dopes in the fold Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em This man with … Continue reading
God and Her son Jesus held a joint press conference today to answer the charges that they had been conspiring to help Tim Tebow win football games this season. Said God, “yeah sure – I was helping this kid all along – like I have nothing better to do with my Sundays but watch the … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 