He’s a neo-con proxy, got way hooked on oxy
Had to pop to get his poxy roar on
He’s a big tub of lard
Rick and Newt make him hard
You can say he’s a real oxy moron
He don’t much like strong women
They’re too smart for him ‘n
He never could get one to come
He’s the stain in our shorts ‘n
The case for abortion
A reason to be deaf and dumb
Oh Rush
You’re a steaming pile of rubbish
We flush
Crap like you away each day
Oh Rush
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Girls in high school called you shlubbish
Just mush
And they wouldn’t look your way
Since five
When they left you out of potsy
You cry
That they are the lesser half
That’s why
You call strong femmes “feminazi”
That’s why
Women look at you and laugh
He’s a windbag, a liar, his pants are on fire
And his lies really give him his jollys
He’s a big fat beached whale
Got an ass made for jail
‘N his tits are much bigger than Dolly’s
Oh Rush you’re a comedian, whatever’s expedient
To keep all your morons adoring
But you’re so fucking tirin’
To anyone wired in
You shall henceforth be called Rush Limbaugh-ring
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Barking In The Dark 
There once was a moron named Rush
Whose tits made Republicans crush.
He squeezed out a drop
It fell with a plop
On the crack of Newt’s lily-white tush.
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Posted by Averil Dean | November 19, 2011, 4:23 pmhahahaha…great. but ewwww…what a picture. thanks Averil – more. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 19, 2011, 10:40 pmnice. al franken is still right. he wrote his book 15 years ago but nothing has changed, for the better at least.
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Posted by joem18b | November 19, 2011, 3:31 amexcept it’s way worse. thanks for reading and commenting Joe. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 19, 2011, 10:52 pmYou’re so freaking skill!! Tony this is just fantastic. I don’t know if you like Eminem or not, I love him/his strength/his survival of bullying/paving his own way/having a dream and making it happen/giving up addictions – oh where was I – sorry!
I don’t know if you have any appreciation of Eminem but this totally reminds me of his political raps. This was just great! I loved it. And LOVED the links because you taught me something. I don’t know some of these things – I didn’t know what a neocon is for a start. Also, I wonder how people get hooked on pain killers because don’t they target pain, and if you’re not in pain – then what do they do? I don’t understand.
Tony, you’re just so sharp with what you do. You’re way sharp.
A kiss if I may – x!
N’n.
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Posted by wordsfallfrommyeyes | November 18, 2011, 9:52 amThanks for the kiss Noeleen. I haven’t listened to Eminem, but i’m sure he’s inciteful. and i don’t understand anything anymore. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 18, 2011, 10:27 pmHaha, that cartoon is hilarious!
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Posted by Anne Schilde | November 17, 2011, 11:48 pmthank you Anne, it’s actually a real photo of the creep. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 18, 2011, 1:28 amNow, that’s a picture that’s worth a thousand words, but I’m glad you wrote yours.
Another masterpiece. I’m seeing a coffee table book.
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Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 17, 2011, 4:24 pmThanks Dee, a coffee table book…you know what? that’s a good idea! now i need someone with connections to hook me up on it. it would have to be called something like “a liberal guide to the right -wing” or some such thing. anybody out there got ideas? hmmmmm…. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 9:29 pmNo ideas — yet, but I think it’s a good idea, too. (And love the title!)
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | November 18, 2011, 12:01 amAnother hit! Would that it were right across his slobbering mouth…I especially like oxy moron. Thanks Tony.
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Posted by Carole Monferdini | November 17, 2011, 1:50 pmHahahaha…would that it were. glad u liked it Carole. thanks. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 9:57 pmEverything that is wrong with the Republican Party condensed into on very fat, very unhappy, very hypocritical and unstable addict.
Well done, Tony. You’re a poet for our times!
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Posted by lisahgolden | November 17, 2011, 12:33 pmOne,not on.
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Posted by lisahgolden | November 17, 2011, 12:34 pmi forgot…and karl rove too…heh, heh, heh….continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 10:02 pmwell… thank you girl. it’s so much fun. O’Reilly, Norquist, and The Kochs, in the can and comin’ up…saving Mitt’s for when he gets the nomination…unless it’s noooooooo…jeb bush…continue..
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 10:01 pmLike Jabbah the Hut
Rush Limbaugh’s a nut
He’s weird and he’s wacky
He’s deaf and he’s tacky
I wish he’d just
shut the hell up
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Posted by Janece | November 17, 2011, 11:48 amwell done Janece…keep going…it’s fun no? continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 10:04 pm