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The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh

He’s a neo-con proxy, got way hooked on oxy

Had to pop to get his poxy roar on

He’s a big tub of lard

Rick and Newt make him hard

You can say he’s a real oxy moron

He don’t much like strong women

They’re too smart for him ‘n

He never could get one to come

He’s the stain in our shorts ‘n

The case for abortion

A reason to be deaf and dumb



Oh Rush

You’re a steaming pile of rubbish

We flush

Crap like you away each day

Oh Rush

Rush Limbaugh Cartoon by Ian D. Marsden of mar...

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Girls in high school called you shlubbish

Just mush

And they wouldn’t look your way

Since five

When they left you out of potsy

You cry

That they are the lesser half

That’s why

You call strong femmes “feminazi”

That’s why

Women look at you and laugh


He’s a windbag, a liar, his pants are on fire

And his lies really give him his jollys

He’s a big fat beached whale

Got an ass made for jail

‘N his tits are much bigger than Dolly’s

Oh Rush you’re a comedian, whatever’s expedient

To keep all your morons adoring

But you’re so fucking tirin’

To anyone wired in

You shall henceforth be called Rush Limbaugh-ring


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19 thoughts on “The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh

  1. There once was a moron named Rush
    Whose tits made Republicans crush.
    He squeezed out a drop
    It fell with a plop
    On the crack of Newt’s lily-white tush.


    Posted by Averil Dean | November 19, 2011, 4:23 pm
  2. nice. al franken is still right. he wrote his book 15 years ago but nothing has changed, for the better at least.


    Posted by joem18b | November 19, 2011, 3:31 am
  3. You’re so freaking skill!! Tony this is just fantastic. I don’t know if you like Eminem or not, I love him/his strength/his survival of bullying/paving his own way/having a dream and making it happen/giving up addictions – oh where was I – sorry!

    I don’t know if you have any appreciation of Eminem but this totally reminds me of his political raps. This was just great! I loved it. And LOVED the links because you taught me something. I don’t know some of these things – I didn’t know what a neocon is for a start. Also, I wonder how people get hooked on pain killers because don’t they target pain, and if you’re not in pain – then what do they do? I don’t understand.

    Tony, you’re just so sharp with what you do. You’re way sharp.

    A kiss if I may – x!



    Posted by wordsfallfrommyeyes | November 18, 2011, 9:52 am
  4. Haha, that cartoon is hilarious!


    Posted by Anne Schilde | November 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
  5. Now, that’s a picture that’s worth a thousand words, but I’m glad you wrote yours.

    Another masterpiece. I’m seeing a coffee table book.


    Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 17, 2011, 4:24 pm
  6. Another hit! Would that it were right across his slobbering mouth…I especially like oxy moron. Thanks Tony.


    Posted by Carole Monferdini | November 17, 2011, 1:50 pm
  7. Everything that is wrong with the Republican Party condensed into on very fat, very unhappy, very hypocritical and unstable addict.

    Well done, Tony. You’re a poet for our times!


    Posted by lisahgolden | November 17, 2011, 12:33 pm
  8. Like Jabbah the Hut
    Rush Limbaugh’s a nut
    He’s weird and he’s wacky
    He’s deaf and he’s tacky
    I wish he’d just
    shut the hell up


    Posted by Janece | November 17, 2011, 11:48 am

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