Slimier than Newt, oilier than Mitt This is one self-righteous narrow-minded piece of shit He lies right to your face Though it’s right there on the tape The scariest person in this race Is Rick Santorum – here’s the case: Women’s choice? There’s nothing badder Rape or incest – doesn’t matter Rick is there … Continue reading
Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading
I don’t mind what you believe in ‘Cept the folks you back are thievin’ I don’t mind your faith in Jesus Jesus never tried to squeeze us I don’t care you wear religion Like a coat – don’t care a smidgeon ‘N if you wanna sin on Sunday Go to church and pray on Monday … Continue reading