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The Ballad of Rick Santorum or: Be Afraid – Be Very, Very, Very, Very, Very… Afraid

Slimier than Newt, oilier than Mitt This is one self-righteous narrow-minded piece of shit He lies right to your face Though it’s right there on the tape The scariest person in this race Is Rick Santorum – here’s the case:   Women’s choice? There’s nothing badder Rape or incest – doesn’t matter Rick is there … Continue reading

The Ballad of Iowa – as it Concerns Michele (and Rick too)

Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic   Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas   Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading

A New Year’s Ballad To The Evangelical “Values” Voters of America – and the World

I don’t mind what you believe in ‘Cept the folks you back are thievin’ I don’t mind your faith in Jesus ­Jesus never tried to squeeze us I don’t care you wear religion Like a coat – don’t care a smidgeon ‘N if you wanna sin on Sunday Go to church and pray on Monday … Continue reading