Mitt you’re a real fucking git
Mitt Romney – Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)
You’re a scumbag, and a douche bag large writ
You’re a self-serving spoiled piece of shit
As fake as a silicon tit
With one half the wit of half-wit
With a laugh that’s a real counterfeit
A flip flopping smug hypocrite
An empty valise of a nit
So wholly, completely unfit
So lacking in any true grit
With “phony” in neon sign lit
On whatever fake vibe you emit
Not one hint of real – not one bit
You do know tho’ how to commit
Mayhem on a kid who won’t “fit”
With what you rich brats would permit
You’re all rich but you all ain’t worth spit
You’re what comes out when you squeeze a zit
And if I were casting a skit
I’d cast you as one clueless twit
And in that role you’d be a huge hit
*barking in the dark in no way intends to demean the noble order rodentia
by this comparison to Mitt and his ilk.
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Barking In The Dark 
Mittens would disagree strenuously with this on a line by line basis . Of course, his reasons for disagreeing with each statement would all contradict each other, but still…
(yeah, it sounded funnier in my head. Sorry)
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Posted by El Guapo | May 14, 2012, 11:21 pmbut you’re so right EG….and Willard’s funny enuf for both of us. thanks and continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 15, 2012, 12:33 amMen like him make me very nervous.. very with a Capital “V”…
another good rant to start my week off properly..
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Posted by free penny press | May 14, 2012, 12:10 pmthanks Lynne, i appreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 14, 2012, 7:43 pmp.s. the word “Capital” VERY apropos. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 14, 2012, 7:44 pm…and if Mitt becomes IT
we’re all in the shit
so those with balls and grit
do all you can to prevent it…
I bow to your itist wit. 🙂
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Posted by Single Malt Monkey | May 14, 2012, 8:10 amThanks Al, yup…kee-rect. nice rhyme too. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 14, 2012, 7:46 pmToo funny! Once again, you have captured the true essence of the person of subject in your writing. This time, Mittens. Excellent!
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | May 13, 2012, 6:10 amthanks Michelle, but is the absence of “essence” “essence”? continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:43 pmYa lost me….
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | May 13, 2012, 9:10 pmMichelle, i just mean that Mitt has no “essence”, is not “essential”…i make zee joke. okay – it was a lame one. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 10:11 pmNaww… I just have a lame mind from time to time. It’s not abnormal for me not to “get” something.
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | May 13, 2012, 10:25 pmTony you truly are the shit!
So many rhymes that end in it
Skewered with dark humor your scathing wit
Who wouldn’t want that rodent on a spit?
xo
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Posted by Rachael Black | May 13, 2012, 5:25 ambrava. what a great comment Rachael – but i left out inconsiderate, and inappropriate, and coming soon the perfect “poem for Mitt.” thanks, continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:50 pmYou could send J-Z off the stage punked and in tears. You the man
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Posted by Valentine Logar | May 12, 2012, 5:31 pmthanks Val, high praise indeed. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:51 pmIn a perfect world, this asshole would not be running for president. Since it is not a perfect world, then wee have assholes like him running president and/or any other office, with the help of the so called media, skewing and pandering to these morons, and the Joe six packs of the world believe all the nonsense. Good post. go on…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | May 12, 2012, 12:45 pmso right Don, very scary eh? continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:52 pmTony, it is scary. go on…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | May 13, 2012, 9:00 pmOmg This made me laugh so hard….I am telling you Mitt Romney bit his tongue thousand times at least ( people say when some one curses you, you bite your tongue) 😆
Oh man this is super fun 🙂
That disclaimer saved you Tony….. rodents are very sensitive You know
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Posted by Soma Mukherjee | May 12, 2012, 7:22 amyes Soma, may his tongue be his chewing gum. and, i would never stoop to besmirch the valiant rodent by comparison with any of these GOP assholes. thanks for the righteous comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:55 pmWord.
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | May 12, 2012, 6:40 amthanks Re. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:55 pmYou still got it baby. How the hell did our politics get to this point? Devolution I guess. Great rhyme.
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Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2012, 6:29 amThat was me, Kitty, sorry I didn’t fill out all the info below not sure why the time on my post reads May 12, 6:29 am, where the hell are these rants generated from? Or did I just lose an entire day?
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Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2012, 6:31 amthanks Kitty luv, i thought we lost an entire day years ago. devolution is right. sad. hope you’re doing your art. xo continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 8:57 pmOh but COME ON Tony- He SAVED the auto industry! <>
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Posted by Frugalistablog | May 12, 2012, 6:24 amyeah, you’re right F., i forgot – he SO did that. thanks, continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 13, 2012, 9:00 pm