I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my
Orgy or group sex scene illustration by Édouard-Henri Avril. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
grandchildren are seeing! This wanton purmisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows what there doing with their apliances. There egg beaters and such. I know that the Sprint has those sell phones where you can make a video and all, but to advertise that you are the ORGY NETWORK???
I am gob-smacked! Oh wait…it’s even worse than I thought…now I see that their saying…4G. 4G?…4G?? Is this an orgy with 4 people in it? Is this 4G some new kind of hep, slang, black rap thing for a 4 person orgy? The blacks have gone to far here. They are making a comercial on TV where children watch about their phones designed specificaly for ORGIES WITH 4 PEOPLE??? And blacks are all doing them wrapping songs about it? And they can make a videograff of it to? This is why I’m voting for Matt Romny! JUST SOSE YOU ALL KNOW!
Author’s note: with respect to the great Gilda Radner.
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Shucks, I’m late to the post and it’s all been said. 🙂
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Posted by Single Malt Monkey | June 7, 2012, 7:09 amnever too late for anyone erudite Al. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | June 9, 2012, 3:01 pmThis is priceless. Who knew the 4G stood for 4 person gang bang? Gish darn I’m behind on the times. Will surely never subscribe to Sprint!
The other congressmen and myself have only just updated to 3G…. Group Grope.
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Posted by Rachael Black | June 7, 2012, 4:25 amhahahaha…group grope…funny. thanks Rachael. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | June 9, 2012, 3:02 pmOh sheesh…. at first I couldn’t figure out how Sprint was tied into Orgy Network (or that there was even one) then finally caught on. Sometimes my brain is just a bit slow. Now 4G will never be the same….
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | June 2, 2012, 12:37 amwait ’til 6G Michelle.continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | June 2, 2012, 4:51 amI thought the same thing when I heard those commercials. What a disappointment to learn it just meant that I could spend more money on a phone. Totally unsatisfying.
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Posted by lisahgolden | June 1, 2012, 1:54 amtotally! thanks Lisa h. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | June 1, 2012, 6:30 amYou need to check your hearing. It’s the corgi network:
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Posted by kitchenmudge | May 31, 2012, 7:20 pmthose filthy corporations and their corporate orgies. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:14 pmSounds like a solid reason to me.
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Posted by Lorre | May 30, 2012, 8:38 pmRadner is rad.
I have to admit, the Édouard-Henri Avril grabbed my eyeballs and would not let go. Hey now! That’s how to grab my attention.
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Posted by girl in the hat | May 30, 2012, 7:26 pmjust your eyeballs? 🙂 that Edouard -Henri. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:16 pmThose ORGY phones must have a hell of a vibrate feature for 4 users…
Can’t go wrong with a Gild Radner “nevermind” bit.
As always, a brilliant hilarious piece, and a pleasure to see you again, Tony.
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Posted by El Guapo | May 30, 2012, 2:07 pmthanks EG, back for now. will check this Friday EG post. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:17 pmLook what I am missing out on using a 3G phone. Time to upgrade. Good post Tony. go on…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | May 30, 2012, 1:03 pmfunny. wait ’til 6 G tho’ thanks Don. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:18 pmDied at 42 of ovarian cancer? Truly tragic. Pap smears I hate, but thank goodness for the awareness Radna brought on. I had never heard of her, sorry.
Loved your piece. I thought you were fair dinkum with the orgy channel, I really did. Must be 4G. Or maybe I’m way off bec I don’t know American news! Still loved your piece, though (meaning post).
I agree – what is that woman doing in the upper left??
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Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | May 30, 2012, 9:21 amwouldn’t you like to know what she’s doing eh Noeleen. 🙂 continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:19 pmgad, what will happen to these poor fools when they up the ante to 6G
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Posted by Valentine Logar | May 30, 2012, 1:02 amayup…as Michelle says. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:20 pmAyup
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | June 2, 2012, 12:36 amEmily Litella. I miss her. I’m with Frugalista – don’t know whether to sign up or protest.
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Posted by k8edid | May 30, 2012, 12:47 amha ha. funny kate. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:20 pmGilda Radner rocked. Like you, Sir. 🙂
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Posted by SusanWritesPrecise | May 30, 2012, 12:31 amAnd what’s all this I keep hearing about people being against the Tea Parties? Maybe grown-ups don’t have so many Tea Parties anymore, but little girls do, with their little tea sets and their little teacups and the little lemon slices and little cookies … what’s wrong with that? Are we against little girls having fun? When I was a little girl, my brother even came to the Tea Parties because he liked the little butter cookies … so you can’t even call them sexist! Just give little boys tea sets and cookies, too, and then everything will be equal and there won’t be any reason … to… what? Oh … it’s a political party? A bunch of people who are proud to believe far-out, stupid, often cruel things that just don’t make sense? Oh … that’s very different … Never mind.
I loved Gilda Radner, too.
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | May 29, 2012, 11:43 pmRe, what a great rantette…brava. thanks – continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:21 pm“Well, isn’t that special.”
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Posted by PiedType | May 29, 2012, 10:59 pmha ha. well said. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:22 pmGotta look out for those 4G orgies. Or maybe sign up for them. I can’t decide which.
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Posted by Frugalistablog | May 29, 2012, 8:03 pmWhat’s that chick fucking in the upper left? Must be an Obama idol!
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Posted by Averil Dean | May 29, 2012, 5:56 pmhahahahaha…it ain’t a cheney idol. thanks Averil. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | May 31, 2012, 8:23 pm