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ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

I just finiched waching the Republicun debate an’ I aggree that all of them planed Parentshood kliniks shoold never get any money ever. They are for sure doing the devvils work no dout.

Also I think that that any Parentshood Klinick that gets them selfs bommed probally has it comming to them. Them are just askin to be bommed in my mind handing out all that antiseptive advise to girls like my daughter sos they can go out and have sex with whoever thay want at any time such as with them jews darkies and beaners and all them there to.

spare ribs on the barbeque

spare ribs on the barbeque (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

We all know that womens was ment to have childrens and that is for sure why the good Lord G-d above in His intimate wisdom gave womens anginas an’ aviaries.

And womens came from the spare ribs of a man and so they are less then a man and must do as a man says at all times always. A woman belonges in the kichen doing what she is ment to do like making meals and washing dishes and also they belong in the house cleening the house and doing lawndry and just staying home having babies and channging dipers. An’ doin’ a lotta cleavin’.

Because the Good Book sayeths she shall cleave to her husband in all things to. And having a klinick whare they can recieve ideas how to decieve is not G-dly and also we are put on his earth to go forth and do that begating as the good book says and to pro create also.

And also as I see it havving a place whare they can plot against nature is just plain sack religious and some times we wise men have to act for the good of the comunity and we shall be rewarded in Heaven for it to. It will be noted on the Heavenly scroles that good men acted to keep thare daughters safe from this blasfemy that they call “womens health care.” what a krock.

My momma had 16 children and the onliest reason she and daddy stopped is ’cause they ran outta names. And all of them are smart like me and we was all home-shooled by Grammy Walda Jo and I swear on both the Blessed Virgin and Our Lady of Perpechewal Birth Pains that we are as smart as anyone hear and don’t need no one telling us how to stop havving our babies. And I have 8 daughters to whose already have 21 babies between them and all of us old enuff to vote will be voting for Mr Donald Trummp or Mr Ted Crooz  or Dr Jonny Carsonn in this comming eleckshun come this part of the next yeer that comes later.

They are mostly all Holey men as they beleive in The Bible and thay are  devowt. Last time i voted for Mr Mutt Ronmey becauze he wore magic underwares and he lost but he is still a good white man and I know in his heart he still thinks a man is boss of a woman and such as it is ment to be.

I am a Christain man and a believer in The Ten Commandoes and Christs word as must be all of thems who bomm them G-d forsaken klinick places in Christs name.

I will close by neeling and saying a good Christain prayer for every one who agrees like I and who ever don’t can go to hell amen.

 

 

 

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10 thoughts on “ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

  1. I know it’s satire, but I can barely restrain the urge to slap you silly.

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    Posted by PiedType | December 18, 2015, 8:23 pm
  2. Am I the only one who sees Ted Cruz and is reminded of THAT uncle at the family gatherings that would always ask you to sit on his lap and you had to have an excuse ready at all times? “Sorry, busy playing Charlie’s Angels right now…gotta go!”

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    Posted by Bunny Lenore | December 17, 2015, 12:26 pm
  3. I have recently noticed that there are too many seagulls on the ocean shore, we should controll them too…

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    Posted by transtime | December 17, 2015, 11:41 am

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