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ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

I just finiched waching the Republicun debate an’ I aggree that all of them planed Parentshood kliniks shoold never get any money ever. They are for sure doing the devvils work no dout. Also I think that that any Parentshood Klinick that gets them selfs bommed probally has it comming to them. Them are just … Continue reading

TRUMP’S OUR MAN SAYS THE KU KLUX KLAN

Donald Trump was today awarded the Wally – the highest honor the Ku Klux Klan can bestow on a non-Southern speaking white man. Said a Klan spokesman who preferred to remain anonymous; “Dis’ heah is duh hahest awawad dat duh Ku Klux Klay-an kan bestoah upahn a non-speakin’ South’ren poisson. Mistuh Trump is now an’ … Continue reading

TRUMPICIDE

Watching Donald Trump commit Trumpicide is very entertaining – albeit disgustingly embarrassing – and scary. He is his own Jersey Shore. But enough of the comedic portion of this post. Watching and hearing Trump’s inflammatory utterances such as “Hey, I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, … Continue reading

PUTTING CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS THE “FAMILY VALUES” WAY

The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a report condemning certain Christmas carols as “un-Christ-like, un-Christian, unfriendly to family values, and aiding in the advancement and glorification of certain un-American lifestyles.” Pointing out that the carol “Hark the Herald Angels Sing” as the most egregious offender, the … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: GOD SAYS SHE DOES NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE

God, through Her press office, today issued a statement from Her unknown vacation retreat somewhere in one of the Universes, stating: “I would like to make it abundantly clear that I have never met, or spoken with, either Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson or, for that matter, this Ralph Reed person – nor do … Continue reading

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