THE BALLAD OF ANOTHER WORLD CLASS SCHMUCK

No, this isn’t about Donnie Trump

This time we are playing the dozens

On someone as big of a chump

These assholes are two kissin’ cousins

It’s Pruitt of whom we’ll admit

We can’t call a pig because it

Is an insult unfair

To pigs everywhere

Who don’t wallow in half as much shit

Hey Pruitt you creep you could do it

You could blight Oklahoma and screw it

But we ain’t Oklahoma

You fucking melanoma

You bit so much off you can’t chew it

For example your acquaintance with truth

Requires your own soundproof booth

And sirens that blare

As you’re driven somewhere

To dine on poulet au vermouth

That booth cost us all forty-three

And seventy for two desks on your spree

That’s a hundred ten k

We the people will pay

For a crook big as dumb Donny T.

One-sixty-eight k for first class

To avoid the unclean coach seat mass

Fifty bucks for your vote

Was the lobbyist’s quote

For your room to boost oil coal and gas

America’s been your cash cow

You’ve milked us for three million – wow!

You have pulled on our tit

You scummy old git

So the cow’s gonna shit on you now

You’re a perfect fit in Donnie’s boat

Which is so shit-filled it cannot float

But you ‘n Don’ll be gone

‘Cause these kids coming on

Will flush you away with their vote

Soon you’ll all be flushed down the commode!

Yeah, Scottie we all see your aura

You’re dumb Donnie T’s fellow schnorrer

Take a tip – go and buy

A “yuge” case of K-Y

You’ll both need when you’re thrown in Dannemorra

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