I am foist a prowd white Trumpman an’ secund a Alabamian who lives in Alabama the gratest state in the union.
A week aftuh mah sistuh an’ I had our foist child, a goil, mah sistuh, bless huh heart, marched in a womens agenst aborshun parade in downtown Birmingham. Whah inny womens wood want to have a aborshun is beyond me and my G-d.
Exceptin’ fer when we go on long fishin’ trips we take good care of our little girl who wuz born without arms and legs but is very happy all the time. An’ our deah deaf an’ mute boy is also very happy in the speshul home where he is at.
As mah sistuh an’ I await our thoid child we thank Almighty G-d for our chilren’s lives.
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