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A DEVOUT ALABAMIAN SPEAKS OUT FOR LIFE

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Some “common sense” Alabama Conservatives.

I am foist a prowd white Trumpman an’ secund a Alabamian who lives in Alabama the gratest state in the union.

A week aftuh mah sistuh an’ I had our foist child, a goil, mah sistuh, bless huh heart, marched in a womens agenst aborshun parade in downtown Birmingham. Whah inny womens wood want to have a aborshun is beyond me and my G-d.

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Exceptin’ fer when we go on long fishin’ trips we take good care of our little girl who wuz born without arms and legs but is very happy all the time. An’ our deah deaf an’ mute boy is also very happy in the speshul home where he is at.

As mah sistuh an’ I await our thoid child we thank Almighty G-d for our chilren’s lives.

 

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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.

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4 thoughts on “A DEVOUT ALABAMIAN SPEAKS OUT FOR LIFE

  1. This reminds me of the joke about Tasmanians. ‘If we get divorced will we still be brother and sister?’

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    Posted by leggypeggy | May 17, 2019, 5:37 am
  2. Is it really true about the ” kissin’ cuzins ” thing in the South, Mr. Powers ? I do know of a couple from the South ( now living in California ) who are ” cousins” , and their daughter is married to my cousin. ( Aaargh ) . ( We meet them at parties) .. Anyway, said couple also has a physically disabled child. ( I’ve never met him or her.)

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    Posted by renxkyoko | May 15, 2019, 2:51 pm

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