Let me tell you people that when Mr. President Trump says that what this here democrat party is doing to him is a lynching that he is sure right about it because I know a lynching when I see one.
I am 92 years young and a true son of the Confederacy having growed up in Toomsboro, Georgia in the grand Old South. I recall fondly when I was but seven years old and knee high to butter churn how we kids would eagerly look forward to the week-ends when the twelve of us and ma too would pile into the back of our daddys old Ford pick-up and head up the road a-piece to Haddock for the lynchings.
I recall fondly how mama would pack a nice lunch for us to eat on the lawn too. Country ham sandwiches and greens. And she would always bake a pie for the occasion – maybe pecan or sometimes a fruit cobbler. Boy, was it fun. And we’d come home with some nice lynching postcards too. Golly gee, I sure miss those days. But these wonderful memories cause me to stray from my point.
The boys I eat breakfast with on Saturdays down at the Grits and Runs Diner all agree with me that this here what’s going on against this great man, this great American patriot, is sorely akin to a lynching. ‘Cause all these democrat lies is got him swingin’ in the wind. And there ain’t no quid quo pro neither. How many times does he got to repeat this before these liberal idiots get it. There is, was, no quid quo pro! Period. No collusion, no quid quo pro!
My favorite TV shows are on Fox like Bless The Harts, Almost Family, Bob’s Burgers, Hannity and Tucker…G-d bless Tucker. Can I hear an amen? And, I mean, we all watch Fox and Friends and Hannity, and Tucker, and we all agree at the Grits and Runs that our wonderful President is being lynched.
Donald J.Trump will, by the grace of G-d be re-elected and Fox, and me, and everyone like me, will make this a fact.
And when he is that’s when you’ll see some righteous lynching – just like the good old ones we saw back way then.
A N D N O T R U M P
or we’ll all swing
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