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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters

Hello? Ted? Paul? Michele? Rand? Eric? John? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Joey again, Joey Goebbels. (listens) Ja, I know ve haven’t spoken in a coon’s age hahaha – Ich leibe zat line. So vhat’s it been…a year, a year und a half? As I alvays say; time flies vhen you’re fucking mit people’s … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

Ted Cruz Drunk on the booze Of power obtained From all the hare-brained Who voted him in Who now have to grin And bear all the pain And all the hard rain They’ve brought on us all When Cruz took his ball And cut short the game Saying “I’m not to blame I just want … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS U.S.A.

  On Monday, October first, in a concerted midnight strike the Republican Air Force bombed every major city in the USA.       Flying above heavy flak the Republicans decimated city after city with precise pattern bombing.  Today they issued a statement saying in part; “They made us do it. It had to be … Continue reading

MISSING

Law enforcement agencies all across America were on the lookout today for Middleclass. Described as dazed, confused, and sometimes armed and dangerous, Middleclass has disappeared as if swallowed up by a giant sinkhole. Interviewed this morning on the Rush Limbaugh Show, investment banker Halliwell C. Morgan III, a member of the one per cent said; … Continue reading

ODE TO THE TEA PARTY

Go fuck yourselves you stupid hicks You dumb destructive yahoo pricks You morons all on Cruz control Who’d suck our nation down a hole Because you cannot stand the fact The White House occupant is black You idiots without a clue As to why, as to who You’re carrying the water for The scumbag Kochs, … Continue reading

NEWEST OBAMA FLAP – REPUBLICANS UP IN ARMS

In an exclusive interview last evening on MSNBC-TV’s Rachel Maddow Show President Barack Obama came out strongly in favor of breathing. Said The President: “Breathing is one of the most important and productive things we can all do – it costs nothing and keeps us alive, I myself am breathing right now as I speak … Continue reading