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barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

SAINT RONNIE WHO BEGAT FAT DONNIE

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 20, 2011 ⋅ 20 Comments

Unless we turn this battleship of state around post-haste we, as a country, are going to continue our slide into the mud hole of history alongside the glory that was Rome. As long as we continue to downgrade education, see; *(summary of Rick Perry’s education record in Texas at end of article), destroy the … Continue reading →

ARE WE A VIRUS? (A Speculation on the Condition of Being Human)

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 17, 2011 ⋅ 35 Comments

I am now approaching my seventy fourth year and I have seen, and been royally ticked off, by quite enough mankind has done to date, thank you. It has led me to long wonder if we “civilized” human beings are, in fact, merely a virus, perhaps the most viral parasitic species on the planet. … Continue reading →

Whatever Happened to “I’m a Clerk?” or; Now, Here’s Our Next Contestant – Tell Us Sir, What Do You Do for a Living?

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 15, 2011 ⋅ 8 Comments

I hailed a cab at 72nd and Broadway and asked the Mobile Relocation Specialist to take me to Bloomingdale’s. The weather had turned threatening and I didn’t feel like walking even a short distance and possibly getting soaked. Upon entering Bloomie’s I skillfully dodged the Scent Atomizer Professionals and headed for the elevator. The … Continue reading →

OMG!!…I just SIS, and my shoe is really yucky, :-) WTF! WAB! LOL!

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 13, 2011 ⋅ 13 Comments

Woke up, stretched, JOOB, and headed for the BR, to BMT, WMF, CMH, and padded into the kitchen to MSC, and some BAE and T. Yummy! Went back to the BR and had a HBM…oooh so good, almost BTS, :D…almost. I left the house, got in the car, and headed downtown TW. At the office, … Continue reading →

And, (drumroll), The Co-Winners of This Year’s SCHMUCKFACE Award are… (Plus an email from the Tea Party below)

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 12, 2011 ⋅ 2 Comments

(continuing drumroll) …U.S. Federal Judge Sharon Lovelace Blackburn (an amazingly appropriate name), and the perpetual state of ignorance – Alabama (ba-da-bomp). The prize committee of the Sociopathic, Criminally Hateful, Mainly Untouched by Common Kindness, For Anyone Clearly Exotic award, or: The Schmuckface, has decided, due to their stance against Hispanics residing in the state of … Continue reading →

*The Plutocrats Parade against Poverty or: Why Must I Even Have to Look at These Low-Lifes?

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ October 10, 2011 ⋅ 10 Comments

Taking their cue from the Occupy Wall Street protest, America’s wealthiest 200 families, numbering some 25,000 people in all, and underwritten by the Koch Brothers, and The Committee to Keep Wall Street Working for the Wealthy, have built 1,000 custom-made chauffeured sleeper coaches, and will be embarking on a motorized caravan to Detroit, Michigan in … Continue reading →