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WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading

IMMAGRINTS IS WHY; ANOTHER IN THE SERIES “LETTERS FROM THE TEA PARTY”

I am a prowd member of The Tea Party an as such i personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapullco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we … Continue reading

FACTS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ FACTS!

From yesterday’s New York Times: “Then during the second general election debate, Candy Crowley, then a CNN correspondent drew the ire of Republicans by fact-checking Mitt Romney in real time on live television.” Republicans all over the country were  up in arms  as the hour for last night’s Republican Presidential candidates’ debate drew closer. Said … Continue reading

J’ACCUSE

Today is the fourteenth anniversary of the bombing of The World Trade Center in New York City. It is a day upon which everyone  who voted for George W. Bush and Dick Cheney should feel deeply ashamed. And because they are all so  very  ignorant they will not. The Republican party is fond of boasting … Continue reading

PAST IS PROLOGUE

Down through the years Demagogues stoked the fears Of the addle-brained weak minds among us Demagogues we thought jokes ‘Til a few master strokes Brought them to power and stung us We believed and we blamed All the groups that they named For the problems we had at the moment Didn’t wake ‘til too late … Continue reading

ODE TO THE DONALD

If this If this grotesque slob Gets the President’s job It will loudly proclaim To all of our shame We’re the land of the freaks And the home of the brained. You buffoonish poseur With a comb-over sure To make sane folk cringe As you prove you’re unhinged You fat pompous fuck With a mouth … Continue reading