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One Cheeseburger Comin’ Up…Eventually

I checked at the prices on the menu and then peered through the diner window. It looked kind of friendly – I mean, immediately in front of me there was a guy in a booth with his head on the table and nobody seemed to be bothering him so… I hadn’t been in a restaurant … Continue reading

Romney “Friend” Completely Understands Romney Quote re: His $374,000 in Speaker’s Fees, “I get fees from time to time, but not very much.”

Whitney Ransom Goldfart IV, the wealthy scion of the uber wealthy Goldfart family was “arrested” today and “charged” with massive securities fraud and insider trading on a colossal scale.   Mr. Goldfart, 43, who, like the many generations of his family before him, literally farts 24 carat solid gold ingots, especially, as he has said … Continue reading

Barking in the Dark will go DARK in protest of SOPA/PIPA On January 18, 2012 between 8AM and 8PM EST. Thank You…and PLEASE – Join the protest of SOPA/PIPA (if you don’t know what SOPA is, CLICK on “Continue Reading” below – then click on SOPA/PIPA link below this header.)

CLICK HERE TO LEARN ABOUT SOPA/PIPA  ACT. IF ENACTED YOUTUBE AND MANY OTHER SITES WILL BE GONE.

The Ballad of Rick Santorum or: Be Afraid – Be Very, Very, Very, Very, Very… Afraid

Slimier than Newt, oilier than Mitt This is one self-righteous narrow-minded piece of shit He lies right to your face Though it’s right there on the tape The scariest person in this race Is Rick Santorum – here’s the case:   Women’s choice? There’s nothing badder Rape or incest – doesn’t matter Rick is there … Continue reading

The Gratest Movies of All-Time Ever

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and its got the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then I know … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading