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OMG!!…I just SIS, and my shoe is really yucky, :-) WTF! WAB! LOL!

Woke up, stretched, JOOB, and headed for the BR, to BMT, WMF, CMH, and padded into the kitchen to MSC, and some BAE and T. Yummy! Went back to the BR and had a HBM…oooh so good, almost BTS,  :D…almost. I left the house, got in the car, and headed downtown TW. At the office, … Continue reading

*The Plutocrats Parade against Poverty or: Why Must I Even Have to Look at These Low-Lifes?

Taking their cue from the Occupy Wall Street protest, America’s wealthiest 200 families, numbering some 25,000 people in all, and underwritten by the Koch Brothers, and The Committee to Keep Wall Street Working for the Wealthy, have built 1,000 custom-made chauffeured sleeper coaches, and will be embarking on a motorized caravan to Detroit, Michigan in … Continue reading

VIRTUALLY AMAZING, COLOSSAL, INCREDIBLE, UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC NEWS!!

For all us folks out here, there, and everywhere – who find it utterly, incredibly, and impossibly impossible to be silently alone with ourselves for even just one minute – and we all know how extremely difficult and taxing such a thing can be – the new AT&T I-Phone will now allow us to talk … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Trump, looking tan but slightly sour, due to his perpetual facial expression, which runs the entire gamut from looking like he is having a very difficult bowel movement, to sucking on a lemon, announced that work on the project would begin “almost immediately…probably maybe even sooner.” When asked why he was doing this he said; … Continue reading

Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)

Here’s a link to my award-winning MusicFilm featuring cameos by John Goodman, Treat Williams, Peter Riegert, Stephen Collins, Marcia Strassman, J.C. Quinn, David Boyd, J.K., and Sharon Ernster. Just click on the headline “Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)” above, and it’ll take u to the video. enjoy…

I Think I’ll Do the Mashed Potatoes (Does This Make Me a Pervert?)

Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now “doing” their food. This phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I hear someone say to a server … Continue reading