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Jobs? What Jobs? The Gays are Lurking Behind Every Bush Just Waiting to Jump on our Bodies

I-BLOW, or Iowans Behind Laws Outlawing Whatever, numbering some 1,000 evangelical voters strong, will be “flocking” to Des Moines Iowa new years day for a forum to discuss what are – no doubt – the two issues uppermost in all American voters minds, namely, a woman’s right to choose, and the gay “problem.” All the … Continue reading

Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way

Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ December 23, 2011 ⋅ 18 Comments Filed Under  Angels We Have Heard on High, Christian Coalition, Christmas carol, Family Research Council, Hark the Herald Angel, values voters The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a … Continue reading

ALABAMA TEA PARTY MEMBER SEES BABY JESUS IN HIS SWISS MELT

  Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty pregressive and libaral people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on G-ds … Continue reading

I THINK I’LL DO THE MASHED POTATOES (DOES THIS MAKE ME A PERVERT?)

      Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now “doing” their food.     Now, this phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I … Continue reading

DARTH VADER: “I AM INSULTED…AND I TAKE UMBRAGE”

A spokesperson for Darth Vader said today, “Mr. Vader is deeply saddened by any, and all, comparisons between him and Dick Cheney.” She went on to say, “Mr. Vader killed approximately 215 people, give or take another 20 or so, including some Jedis, and, yes – he killed Obi-wan Kenobi, Padme’, The Emperor, some Battle … Continue reading