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The Best of the New iPhones: A Sneak Preview of the iPhone’s Next Generation

Apple today announced the next generation of iPhones, and there are some huge surprises here, as well as terrific gift ideas, for the tech savvy among us. Here are some of the new Apple offerings: The iThe Jury Phone….for the film noir fan in all of us The iCan’t Stop Loving You Phone…for the newly … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Right-Wing Media – or: Dreck, Lies, and Videorape

Each Murdock and Clear Channel puppet Takes blood money to take it up it To serve up their pox For Mammon, for Fox They’d take Roger Ailes sack and they’d cup it   First there is Hannity and Hume And the Fox babes va va va voom The guys: mouthy half-wits The babes: blondes with … Continue reading

I’ve Been Given the 7 X 7 Award – Again, I Owe it All to My Mother’s Mah Jongg Group

7 x 7 Link Award  (which icon i’m not clever enough to put into this post (it’s a miracle that i can create links) but courtesy of Dee at Miss Demure Restraint here’s the link for the award icon so you can post it in yours: http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd416/missdemurerestraint/7by7.png And yes, I received the 7×7 Link Award from Miss … Continue reading

The Ballad of Grover Norquist or: Excuse me, but when did we elect this guy?

Every Republican kiss-ass Has pledged their allegiance to this ass Their mantra, their cure; Let’s just tax the poor Who cares about them, they’re a piss class His tax policy’s etched in acid A tax on the rich? We won’t pass it Let all the rest squirm On this he is firm Tho’ the rest … Continue reading

The Ballad of Bill O’Reilly (who has found a way to defend the pepper spraying of the sitting protestors at UC Davis )

Bill O’Reilly, the alleged “reporter  (would hook for a buck and a quarter) He’s Ruppert’s pet douche-bag A regular louche drag A sleazeball of the highest order He’s as real as a Viagra hard-on A face that someone laid a fart on But apart from all that The fun starts when this gnat Tries to … Continue reading

The Ballad of Karl Rove

I’m Karl Rove – call me Herr Why should I even care If you’re poor or in need or you starve eh? I think I’m quite fair Why do they compare What I am to white grubs or fly larvae?   Me? I never harmed anyone I never had any fun In high school they … Continue reading