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Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading

FACTS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ FACTS!

From yesterday’s New York Times: “Then during the second general election debate, Candy Crowley, then a CNN correspondent drew the ire of Republicans by fact-checking Mitt Romney in real time on live television.” Republicans all over the country were  up in arms  as the hour for last night’s Republican Presidential candidates’ debate drew closer. Said … Continue reading

TRUMP TO MODERATE NEXT REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”

Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading

EAVESDROPPING ON TRUMP, LIMBAUGH, AND PERRY AT DINNER

Three of America’s finest minds sat down to dinner the other evening at Restaurant Alain Ducasse at the Essex House in New York, and all agreed to tackle one of the foremost questions facing this country right now. Donald Trump, Rick Perry and Rush Limbaugh were in solid agreement that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate … Continue reading

BEHOLD: THE DONALD’S HUGE DUMP

Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall … Continue reading

FOUR PERSON ORGYS – AN GAYS ARE DOIN IT WTH ANIMALS??? A LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network?  You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading