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TED AND THE DONALD MAY BE BAD BUT…

Down through the years the Republicans have Given us bum after bum Harding and Hoover and Reagan and Nixon and W Ad nauseum (And this is just to name some) While some were just bad and some more inept And some like Bush two a disgrace The wonder to me Is how the hell they … Continue reading

TRUMP AND PALIN: TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME! OR: IOWA, WHY’RE YA?

      You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading

BILL COSBY: DID HE REALLY GO TO TEMPLE?

Rabbi Chaim Schneerbaum of Philadelphia’s Orthodox synagogue Temple Ben-Affleck interviewed today said: “Oy…I’m plotzing that every time I see a story about Mr. Cosby on the television they always say he went to temple. Now, Mr. Cosby is quite a famous – or, should I say, rather infamous man – and, having seen him many … Continue reading

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN – TEXAS OPEN CARRY LAW GOES INTO EFFECT TODAY

Dateline USA 2016 We interrupt this blog to report that no students, repeat – no students – were shot in The United States of America today. This is a first since April, 2014. National Rifle Association representative R. C. “Chesty” Pullit said; “This is a very serious non-occurrence especially in light of the fact that … Continue reading

Screw Planned Parenthood! Screw Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading