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MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY OR: FOOLED BY THE GAY TV – AGAIN!

I was washin’ ironin’ an’ starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager – I dont know why – and I heared on the TV that … Continue reading

AT A TRUMP RALLY

Behind the scene: Backstage he knows what he’ll do – yes  Go out there, rev up all the clueless Work them up into an Amurican lather Give ’em that old tried ‘n true red-meat blather But for now make ’em wait – let ‘em stew (Don, these jerks are too good to be true) In … Continue reading

A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading

A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading

Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading

TO THE DONALD (LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES)

Hey Don re: the shtick That plays well with each hick In the heartland of the U. S. of A Hope it keeps you on top Of the GOP crop ‘Til they finally drop you – too late Hope you fuck up their shit So badly that it Drives the voters to the feathers and … Continue reading