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The Ballad of the 3 Stooges plus One or: Let’s Hear it For The GOP Candidates – These are Their Best and Brightest

Four Republican knobs Who don’t address jobs Hey – as wedge it has little importance Compared to glory hallelujah Sticking probes up your hoohah Religion, gay rights and abortions   Absent of plan Slick to a man (Okay – except for Ron Paul) They keep accusing Obama Of their imaginary drama Shit don’t even play … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rick Santorum’s or: Sex in the Time of Santorum

In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum once had some momentum His base thought that God must’ve sent ‘im Tho’ no birth control Means more dopes in the fold Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This man with … Continue reading

The Ballad of the War Drums Again or: Whatever Happened to Teddy Roosevelt’s GOP?

They’re beating the war drums again Can you hear? Boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, and boom, Faint in the distance Tho’ now growing near Boom, boom, boOM, BOOM, BOOM, AND BOOM, And now it’s Iran Who’s the new bogey man And these oil whores who urge we attack Are the same ones who blamed The … Continue reading

The Ballad of Why Roach Limbaugh Hates Women or: I’ll Give You One Guess…

And P.S.   You’re to “sexy” what a “diamond” to “shit” is I would bet you don’t know where the clit is ‘Cause you’re an insect who seethes with misogyny Whose parents should’ve never had progeny   Roach Limbaugh Roach Limbaugh The voice of the dumb Four wives he has had Not a one he’s … Continue reading

The Ballad of Roach Limbaugh Redux: This Goes out To You – His Audience of Morons

ROACH LIMBAUGH program excerpt on Georgetown coed Ms. Sandra Fluke who spoke at a Democratic hearing where she talked about the need for birth control coverage. Fluke spoke of one friend in particular who needed contraception to prevent ovarian cysts;   “Folks, if you ask ’em — if you ask ’em — the Washington, DC, … Continue reading

The Ballad of Ayatollah Santorum or: Hey – Why Shouldn’t Our Women Wear Burqas Anyway? And – What Does He Really Want?

If this repressed idiot Should win what a pity it Would signal that we’re certifiable Might we then be condoning Slave owning and stoning? After all, they’re okay in Rick’s bible And let’s not forget folks who are “smart” Rick says they’re “Satanic” at heart And the “elites” who’ve been taught By these “smart” folk … Continue reading