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Newt – Part 3 or: The Ballad of Nit Goongrich – Compassionate Truthteller

Let’s put school kids in janitor’s shoes And start ‘em out young cleaning loos We must now make haste For the future they’ll face (I’m just looking at all avenues)   How can anyone say I am hateful? It’s a well-paying job just be grateful Hey – now pizza’s a veg You can have a … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Koch Brothers or: A Line of This Koch Can Kill Ya

The Koch brothers, richer than Croesus “Never enough” is their thesis Their gold is behind The Republican mind In their ongoing efforts to fleece us Their biz ranks top ten in pollution Greed is their main attribution They bankroll their suitors The political polluters Who desecrate our Constitution     They’re cold money-grabbers for sure … Continue reading

The Ballad of Grover Norquist or: Excuse me, but when did we elect this guy?

Every Republican kiss-ass Has pledged their allegiance to this ass Their mantra, their cure; Let’s just tax the poor Who cares about them, they’re a piss class His tax policy’s etched in acid A tax on the rich? We won’t pass it Let all the rest squirm On this he is firm Tho’ the rest … Continue reading

The Ballad of Bill O’Reilly (who has found a way to defend the pepper spraying of the sitting protestors at UC Davis )

Bill O’Reilly, the alleged “reporter  (would hook for a buck and a quarter) He’s Ruppert’s pet douche-bag A regular louche drag A sleazeball of the highest order He’s as real as a Viagra hard-on A face that someone laid a fart on But apart from all that The fun starts when this gnat Tries to … Continue reading

The Ballad of Karl Rove

I’m Karl Rove – call me Herr Why should I even care If you’re poor or in need or you starve eh? I think I’m quite fair Why do they compare What I am to white grubs or fly larvae?   Me? I never harmed anyone I never had any fun In high school they … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh

He’s a neo-con proxy, got way hooked on oxy Had to pop to get his poxy roar on He’s a big tub of lard Rick and Newt make him hard You can say he’s a real oxy moron He don’t much like strong women They’re too smart for him ‘n He never could get one … Continue reading