Rush Limbaugh had a horrid fright A dream that kept him up all night That FDR came back that day And found the jobs Bush threw away He dreamt there was a new New Deal So many jobs – it was too real New roads and rails and schools and this An educated populace … Continue reading
Bang the bugle, blow the drum The Republican circus – here they come Cue the music – and balloons Cue the zanies and buffoons Be prepared for oohs and ahhs Don’t worry – there’s no gravitas Pay attention to each act Each elephant whose trunk is packed With jape and jab and jibe and joke … Continue reading
This is a simple questionnaire which should clear up any doubts as to which candidates you might be willing to vote for…or rather which party’s candidates should NOT get your vote. If you answer the following few questions truthfully you will know without a doubt who NOT to vote for: Do you believe that voting … Continue reading
Let’s put school kids in janitor’s shoes And start ‘em out young cleaning loos We must now make haste For the future they’ll face (I’m just looking at all avenues) How can anyone say I am hateful? It’s a well-paying job just be grateful Hey – now pizza’s a veg You can have a … Continue reading
Every Republican kiss-ass Has pledged their allegiance to this ass Their mantra, their cure; Let’s just tax the poor Who cares about them, they’re a piss class His tax policy’s etched in acid A tax on the rich? We won’t pass it Let all the rest squirm On this he is firm Tho’ the rest … Continue reading
Because of his “surge” I still have the urge To do some more Nit Goongrich trashin’ His new campaign stops Are just Photo-ops For his book so this poseur can cash in Old Newtie’s rooters (Limbaugh leisure suiters) And others who’ve been Fox-TV’d All turn out and look Happy you sign their book Funny – … Continue reading