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Herman Cain on Libya

Here’s Herman Cain on Libya: I’ll sit here… look pensive… Then fibya.   © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit … Continue reading

The Ballad of Joe Walsh (Mr. Cool)

Poor Joey you have indigestion How dare a constituent question When all of us know The wisdom of Joe Goes as deep as a housefly’s erection As child supporter you’re deadbeat As genius you’re locked in a dead heat With Herman and Rick You all don’t know dick Which is right-wing conservative red meat   … Continue reading

The Ballad of Herman Cain

Bialek lured me with her smiles And Kraushaar used her female wiles Each of them was askin’ me to nail ‘er I’m not admitting any wrong But we know women’s ways are strong A pussy hair can pull a tractor-trailer I, Herman Cain; I never did it I did not get jiggy wit’ it, All … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Ask Us to Give Up One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

Mitt Romney: The Art of the Flip- Flop. Or; if I Said That, This is What I Really Meant…For Now. Unless I Change My Mind. I Think. Maybe.

Republican Primary candidate Mitt Romney made an unscheduled campaign stop yesterday in New Blemish Iowa. The New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, the town’s paper of record reports that Mr. Romney stopped for breakfast, some “pressing the flesh,” and an impromptu “town hall” meeting at New Blemish’s favorite dining destination, Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n Runs … Continue reading