Reince, Reincela baby…honey…Joey Goebbels here und Ich gotta tell ya zat der big guy in Bavaria iss chumping up und down today mitt schadenfreude zat you volks in your verruckt loony-toony party are blaming der “liberal media” for, for — entschuldigen Sie, bitte…ya gotta excuse for eine second because Ich am laughing meine hoden off…you … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Freedom Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is … Continue reading
The House of Representatives, at the behest of five of the wealthiest families in America, have decided to open hearings on why the cost of the 2015 Rolls-Royce Ghost is now $383,000. Attorneys for one of the prominent families whose name was not divulged said; “my clients now find themselves hard-pressed to furnish each of … Continue reading
Republicans announced today that the new Speaker of the House would be one Richie Grundesmann of New Old West Eastville, Indiana. Mr. Grundesmann volunteered to take this position of leadership, which no one else seemed to want, and was swiftly approved by the Republican house members in an overwhelming voice vote. Although Mr. Grundemann is … Continue reading
In the wake of the latest tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon last thursday, House Republicans acted swiftly in proposing HR 264728 –B a bill that proposes to ban all belts on airplanes. Said Republican Congressman J.R. “Buddy” Mudd of Georgia interviewed on Fox News; “Our research has shown that belts is … Continue reading
We can not allow a Semite as our Prezident who therefore is related to them there Arab people and therefore to terrerists like them that is bomming things up to make us all afrade. He is obviusly not a Christain as we are who woold only bomm them thats deserves it like them Iranis and … Continue reading