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WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading

IMMAGRINTS IS WHY; ANOTHER IN THE SERIES “LETTERS FROM THE TEA PARTY”

I am a prowd member of The Tea Party an as such i personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapullco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we … Continue reading

FACTS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ FACTS!

From yesterday’s New York Times: “Then during the second general election debate, Candy Crowley, then a CNN correspondent drew the ire of Republicans by fact-checking Mitt Romney in real time on live television.” Republicans all over the country were  up in arms  as the hour for last night’s Republican Presidential candidates’ debate drew closer. Said … Continue reading

TRUMP TO MODERATE NEXT REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”

Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading

EAVESDROPPING ON TRUMP, LIMBAUGH, AND PERRY AT DINNER

Three of America’s finest minds sat down to dinner the other evening at Restaurant Alain Ducasse at the Essex House in New York, and all agreed to tackle one of the foremost questions facing this country right now. Donald Trump, Rick Perry and Rush Limbaugh were in solid agreement that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate … Continue reading

FOUR PERSON ORGYS – AN GAYS ARE DOIN IT WTH ANIMALS??? A LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network?  You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading